Tuesday, October 28, 2008

COLLEGE - Comedy (2008) ***REVIEW***

The story surrounds 3 High School seniors who visit a prospective college and venture to experience the wild and rough ways of college students.

Well i had no expectations before watching this and i am so glad i didn't. The same old story, kids go hang with college guys and girls, party, get drunk and try and get laid. American Pie started this whole genre of teen movies and 1 American Pie was just about enough for me. Nothing surprising in 'College', usual teen movie, involves girls, beer, guys, nudity and sex and that's about it little or no real story and utterly boring to watch. Give this a definite miss, unless of course you are a strange person who actually likes watching these 'movies' if they could even be classed as such.

Pros - Nudity and sex is about the only thing that would keep anyone watching this which is probably why these movies are often so popular amongst pubescent teenage boys. That's about it, and that is being generous, nothing here apart from empty space and a good waste of 1 and a half hours.

Cons - Lots of stuff, but because its expected it doesn't come as such a surprise. The story is predictable and dull, acting was bad at best and it really does feel as if you are killing brain-cells by enduring the length of the film. Its a teen movie, don't expect anything and hopefully you wont hate the movie, just feel like you wasted your time. Of course though if your a 15 year old boy, you will probably find this film slightly entertaining. Also seems to rip-off Superbad quite abit, appart from the being good part.


1/5 Jandals = If you listen closely, you will hear your brain-cells dying





Watch the trailer for 'College' Here

3 comments:

Sei.Mn said...

I don wish my brain cells to die. i'm short of them alr! :)

the review kiwi said...

hehe, then dont see college! Ive only got double digits left now after watching it, lol.

Sei.Mn said...

:) teehee~ >,<