Friday, October 24, 2008

DRAGON WARS - Action/Fantasy (2007) ***REVIEW***

Mythical creatures are foretold to return and destroy the planet based on Korean myths.

I really felt like i wasted my time watching this movie, i even feel I'm wasting my time writing a review for a film like this. In fact now that i think about it, this would be closer to a warning than a review, a warning to not see this film, ever, ever, even if its free!

Where do i start! The acting was atrocious, the plot was as thin as a McDonald's serviette, the storyline throughout was boring and seemed to go nowhere at all. Worst of all the 'action' scenes and CGI were horrible, the CGI was ok if it was in a game perhaps but not what i would expect from a film with a $75 million USD budget! This film was an all-round waste of time, i wouldn't be writing this if it were not for the reason, to warn anybody thinking of watching this to not!

Pros - Nothing, this film was absolute rubbish! Ive seen better acting and plot in porn movies.

Cons - Just about everything that could go wrong with a film went wrong in this one, perhaps one, and the only redeeming feature of this film was that i actually had a laugh, not because it was funny, but because it was funny realising how absolutely rubbish it was (perhaps i was just trying to make myself feel better for wasting time but i did have a laugh AT this movie). Rubbish all-round. This film will take some beating to claim the #1 worst movie i have ever seen! Never see this, unless of course you enjoy wasting your time and hard-earned money.
0.5/5 Jandals = I'd give it 0 but i felt sorry for it
Watch the trailer for 'Dragon Wars' Here

2 comments:

Joshua said...

lol!

i do believe that movie indeed deserves a zero...but well....half a point for EFFORT! haha

the review kiwi said...

Yes, it was absolute rubbish imo, was really painful to watch, lol.